Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 16, 2014
August 15, 2014
August 17, 2014
Transcript:
Ginny: ...so Lacy, that's the dilemma we find ourselves in! Unless one of us drops out, the voters get two more years of Philip Ventura! Dick: Now, just a minute, young lady! Lacey has been running for that seat for twelve years! And no one in this community is more deserving of it! Ginny: I realize that, Mr. Davenport! That's why I came here to tell your wife that I am withdrawing from the race! Dick: Oh... forgive my two cents... Lacey: Dearest, maybe you could leave us alone for a minute... Ginny: God, I hate being noble!
Funny. Back when this was written, I was a Republican. That played out after 1980, when the party started to get obsessed with insanities and idiocies, and decided that Jesus Christ had a political position on the ownership of the Panama Canal.