Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 07, 2014

Roland, you will die sleeping single in a double bed.-Roland is probably pushing 70 something. He should be retired to Miami, living next door to Bernard Goldberg.

I still think Judith “I see WMDs” Miller at the New York Times is more his type. Same ethics, anyway.

Well kid, now you’ve seen him at his best.

Now she’s more determined to delete it.

ROFL, love it!

Jeff and Roland are perfect pair of devolving jerks. Ever becoming a worse and worse version of themselves.

Haha. Adventures in dating 2014. Must be a nightmare. Very funny!

Only Roland could be so utterly clueless on every level.

guys with that attitude can die a virgin

I think the joke falls flat if you don’t know what “Tinder” is. Am I the only one?

This is the tone of today and Roland.

Nope, no idea what Tinder is and don’t care. Yawn.

The same thing is also happening with Little Steven Van Zant. For now the second year in a row, he’s offering only slightly updated versions of his Little Steven’s Underground Garage radio show while he devotes more of his time to Lilyhammer on Netflix. I haven’t seen Alpha House, but I have seen Lilyhammer and I can say that the trade off is not worth it.

Then SHE’D be the one to die sleeping alone in a double bed.

qu’est-ce que c’est Tinder? Is this like a speed dating thing done online?

c., I love seeing how a perfect narcissist like Roland deals with the new technology! Diff’rent strokes, and all. For something a bit more serious, see today’s “Candorville.”

OK, I did figure out what Tinder is, and then who Christie is, but why would he go on a blind date in full war correspondent attire? I hope it includes a flak vest…

" I come here for the “new” Sunday strips hoping for some of his magic, but alas… not so much. Not working.".

To each his own, I liked it.

i actually thought this was fairly funny-but then again, i knew what tinder was-for quite a while now!!!(ok, just since earlier in the week)

Thanks, fellow comic fans. I was too lazy to look it up. Oh, I got the gist of the joke alright, just never heard Tinder mentioned before.

We all have free will.

reminds me of my older brother.