Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 24, 2014

Transcript:

Boopsie: How'd you know it's for Elvis? Man: After a year, I can tell you, honey. What sort of arrangement you want? Boopsie: Well, because it's for his grave, I want it to be really special, y'know? I was thinking of three dozen white lilies shaped like a broken heart... and then maybe a guitar in the center made of red carnations, and also a pink satin "Elvis Forever" sash. But it has to be... uh... Man: Dignified? Boopsie: That's it! Man: Harry! Gimme an E-47 without the motor!