Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 2014

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Phred: I dunno about this suit, Mort... Mort: Phreddy, listen to me! If you're going to be our new envoy to the U.N., you gotta look sharp! Phred: But why can't I just wear the colorful indigenous garb of my native Vietnam? Mort: Colorful? You call black pajamas colorful? Phred: Well... Mort: Phred, how do you expect the other delegates to take you seriously if you walk around U.N. Plaza looking like a slob! Phred: Arafat does. Mort: Well, Arafat's a fool! If he wore a nice suit, he'd have a country by now!