Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 27, 2014

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Mark: Hey, Mike, did you know that Zonker's decided to turn pro with his tan this year? Mike: You mean he hasn't already? I thought he entered the Sonny Bono Cocoa Butter Classic last August. Mark: Apparently not. He got disqualified for peeling. Mike: Peeling? Zonker peels? Mark: That's right. Which explains why he spent all winter training with his sun lamp! And now he's even taken up photosynthesis. Zonker: Like this? Plant: Good. Now slowly begin to maximize your surface area...