Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 06, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: Not a bad lie. With a good chip, I should hit the approach close to the green. The sun's high, but I think we'll be getting a wisp of cirrus could cover. Still, could be rough on my shoulders. Hmm... Bernie: What do you think? Zonker: Let's try a seven iron and a #2 sun screen.
Geez, I thought golf was boring before. Combining it with ‘competitive tanning’ takes it to new depths. Zzzzzzz…