Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 20, 2014

Transcript:

JJ: Look, I know it's none of my business, but I just think this living together simply avoids the whole question of genuine commitment. I mean, it's been three years, mom. If it hasn't taken by now, don't you think you two should consider cutting your losses? Well, do you? Joanie: Does bouillon count as meat, dear? JJ: Then it's settled. You can stay with me at the dorm until you get your feet on the ground.