Duke: There it is again... somebody's definitely downstairs! Hmm... I could be walking into a trap... I better shoot first, ask questions later... Hello? Anyone there? Voice: *Gurgle*
If Alpha House isn’t renewed for a third season will GT start writing the daily strip again? I’ve got so many reprint books (including the original college strips) that I’ve read 99% of the ones that they’ve selected as ‘classic’.
Had a coworker who almost emptied his clip into a frig – prowling the house with a gun after hearing a noise and its compressor kicked on, startling him.
If someone is in your house and he is NOT supposed to be there then whatever happens to him is HIS fault. That’s one of the fundamental tenets of law: a man’s home is his castle.
lefty, YOU accept that libertarians may have more than one flavor and that all nuts are libertarians. others cook all in the same kettle as well as think of Duke as being of one political party or philosophy. drug abusers are dangerous to all unless they keep to themselves.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Booze and guns, wonderful combination.
rongillmore over 9 years ago
Right-wing, Libertarian, Lunatic ☑️
jackhs over 9 years ago
Bad shoot.
cripplious over 9 years ago
Its only Uncle Stupidhead Id say justifiable. And no political party would ever claim Duke
jmarkoff2 over 9 years ago
I think this was something of a running gag with Duke, where he reacts this way to every noise in the night. Never sleepwalk when he’s in the house.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 9 years ago
No, no, Duke, you’re just supposed to*show* your gun to the intruder, who will flee your manly American self.
Plods with ...™ over 9 years ago
BANG! halt!..Dang…. messed that up again.
Oleander Premium Member over 9 years ago
He shot the goat off the wall.
Mumblix Premium Member over 9 years ago
If Alpha House isn’t renewed for a third season will GT start writing the daily strip again? I’ve got so many reprint books (including the original college strips) that I’ve read 99% of the ones that they’ve selected as ‘classic’.
AliCom over 9 years ago
That’s ok. I never liked Zeke anyway.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Had a coworker who almost emptied his clip into a frig – prowling the house with a gun after hearing a noise and its compressor kicked on, startling him.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
And Duke’s in his own house, doesn’t even need to invoke ‘Stand Your Ground’!.
ron over 9 years ago
If you are staying at his place, don’t use the bathroom during the night…
whiteaj over 9 years ago
rongillmore’s best argument, like many lefties: the ad hominem attack.
kaffekup over 9 years ago
Oh, he was talking to you?
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Liquor, drugs, and guns….. Its a wonder Duke hasn’t shot more people, things and just plain – empty air.
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
If someone is in your house and he is NOT supposed to be there then whatever happens to him is HIS fault. That’s one of the fundamental tenets of law: a man’s home is his castle.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
@carrman510I guess, you didn’t read yesterday’s strip.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
lefty, YOU accept that libertarians may have more than one flavor and that all nuts are libertarians. others cook all in the same kettle as well as think of Duke as being of one political party or philosophy. drug abusers are dangerous to all unless they keep to themselves.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
lefties do not really about private property ? Or are they just less concerned ?
Red Ruffensor over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, folks, Duke only winged him.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
@leftwingpatriotSo ONLY if they have a lot of money or power?Stealing from the rich or for the poor is okay?
caligula over 9 years ago
Absent the part where you identify the target first, that’s about the right approach.