Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 2015

Transcript:

Dick: Friends, I've called this meeting to discuss the outrageous policies of The Secretary of the Interior... Jeremy: Shouldn't we read the minutes first, Dick? Dick: Well, Jeremy, I thought maybe we... Man: Did anyone see that sparrow as we came in? Woman: Such a lovely bird! As I girl, I first saw one in Maine. Man: That reminds me! Tonight I"m off for Nova Scotia. Anyone need a ride? Woman: Twee-chirp! Twee-chirp! Reg: Group! I believe Dick has the floor! Dick: Thanks, Reg. If we could all try not to be eccentric for a minute... Man 2: Want a peppermint, Dick? I've got extras today. Reg: Hoot, hoot!