Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 06, 2015

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Zeke: Duke! What?... How?... Duke: I told your guard he had a phone call. Bright fellow. Zeke: Duke... please... let's be reasonable! Duke: Listen very carefully, dog-breath. You're going to pick up that phone and call the police. Zeke: Sure, Duke. What for? Duke: You're going to tell that detective you've decided to drop all charges and you're going to tell it to him very calmly. Zeke: Calmly, you say. Duke: Right. You're even going to throw in a joke or two.