Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 13, 2015
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Transcript:
Roland: Lebanon? You're sending me back to Lebanon? Producer: You leave with a fresh crew tonight. Roland: I can't, boss. I don't have any clean clothes. I only just got back from Santiago this morning. Producer: So hit a laundromat, Rollie. Roland: You realize, of course, this will make four combat assignments in as many months. Producer: I know, but they get you out of my hair. Roland: You send me to war zones to get me out of your hair? Producer: Yeah, but you keep coming back. Go. Do your laundry.
See that machine directly in front of the boss, kids? That ancient device is called a ‘typewriter’. Once upon a time, people used that machine to ‘type’ stories onto something called ‘paper’.-What’s paper, you say? That’s next week’s lesson. Archaeology class dismissed…