Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 17, 2015

Transcript:

Teacher: Okay, I've called your doctor, Joanie, and I'm an experienced midwife so there's nothing to worry about. Woman: In! Out! Man: Starting your panting! Teacher: Easy, gang! Rick's the husband, so he should do the coaching! Woman: Right. Sorry. Man: Go to it, Rick! Rick: Um... right... uh, okay, let's see... Take a deep breath, okay? Good... now... uh... uh... Joanie: *gasp* Unh! Rick: Help me out, Joanie! What's next? I'm blanking! Joanie: Puff! Puff!