Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 27, 2015

Transcript:

Zonker: And then what? Duke: Well, once I bought the brothel, I got the local authorities to raze most of the surrounding shanties. After that, it was just a matter of putting in the tennis courts and sending out brochures. The rest is off-shore education history! Zonker: It's an amazing story, Uncle Duke, simply amazing. Duke: Thanks. Well, I better get back to the O.R. I was in the middle of surgery when you called. Zonker: Surgery? But... but you're not a doctor. Duke: I know, but it's an emergency, and our regular cutter is out snorkeling.