Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 27, 2015

Transcript:

Zonker: What? You want me to do anti-tanning ads? Mike: Zonker, you've said yourself that tanning is dangerous. There were 500,000 cases of skin cancer in the U.S. last year. If you, a former professional tannist, went on the air and urged kids to get out of tanning, the impact could be enormous! Zonker: But... but I'm under a lot of pressure from my studies here! Where am I going to find the time to become a TV star? Mike: Zonker, I checked with your dean. School's been out for a month. Zonker: So that's why the tennis courts have been so free! Mike: What do you say: I could have a crew here by tomorrow.