Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 2015
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Transcript:
Kid: So tanning ages the skin! Are there other reasons to stay out of the sun? Zonker: There sure are, Tommy, lots of 'em! To begin with, today's chicks no longer go for guys with tans. Woman 1: How vain! Woman 2: Only a boring guy would spend so much time on a tan! Zonker: More importantly, sun damage eventually can cause unsightly skin cancers, removable only through costly surgery! Doctor: That''ll be $450! Man: Aargh! Kid 1: All for a dumb tan? I'm covering up! Kid 2: Me, too! Zonker: These kids are playing it safe. Are you?
Ditch diggers have nice tans because they work hard.