Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 07, 2015
December 06, 2015
December 08, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: ...and I'd like to thank Dr. Stan Filburn for organizing the "Moonlight with MDMA" theme part on the beach last night. Well done, Stan! Okay, now, today from 9:00 to 9:15, Dean Honey will be hosting a roundtable on the ethics of drug designing, after which we'll break for lunch.l At 2:30, the main event. Those brilliant twins from USC, Drs. Albie and Bunny Gorp, will demonstrate how they beat the feds with their hot, new, Top 40 hybrid "Intensity!" Bunny: ...and we just remove this molecule... voila! Albie: Legal as sea salt!
If nothing else the strip points out the idiocy of our drug laws. It has been proven over the centuries that you cannot legislate human morality. All you end up doing is creating a market in which organized crime thrives.