Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 2015
December 23, 2015
December 25, 2015
Transcript:
Mike: Mr. Shapiro, why is this door steel-plated? Agent: It's part of the neighborhood's colorful past, son. There used to be a lot of drug dealers in the area before it was cleaned up. The dealers conducted business through slots in armored doors. Great story to tell visiting friends, huh? Voice: Yeah? Agent: Whoops, still there! Well, I'm sure his lease expires soon.
Don’t worry, Mike; I’m sure your neighbor will bring you a cake when you move in.