Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 27, 2016
February 26, 2016
February 28, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: ...and above all, I think President Duke stood for the shimmering promise of higher education.l He loved this school, and he loved the lush, green isle on which he founded it. But most of all, he loved the smiling people who welcomed him into their midst. It seems fitting, then, that as acting President, I hereby direct all profits realized by this college be turned over to local literacy programs. I'm sure Duke would be proud to know that. Curtis: What's that I hear spinning? Zonker: Sshh!
The new body disposal fad is promession. Freeze his body, shake it up until he’s a powder, then snort him. That’s what he would have wanted. But I think he would be classified as a controlled substance after his history.