Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 04, 2016
March 03, 2016
March 05, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: But why, sir? Why would anyone want to do this to Duke? Curtis: Well, he must have offended a priest from one of the local bizango secret societies. Who knows what the old boy did? Zombification is capital punishment in voodoun society. Maybe he was caught messing with the wrong local talent. Honey: Duke? Dating around? Curtis: It happens, Dean Honey. Honey: I'll kill him. Curtis: That could be a tad redundant, Honey.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Honey, you have to learn to share.
Argythree over 8 years ago
I now understand why my conservative hometown paper never ran a lot of these old episodes…
cripplious over 8 years ago
Besides being stupid and boring.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 8 years ago
“Why would anyone want to do this to Duke?” reminds me of the Elizabeth Barrett Browning sonnet “How Do I Love Thee?” rewritten as “How Do I Hate Thee?” beginning with “How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
From PRACTICAL MAGIC“Did you kill XXXXX?”“Yes, TWICE.”
dwdl21 over 8 years ago
Any one know what the point of this arc was? Or just G.T. being silly?
Linguist over 8 years ago
Yeah, I tried to tell that to one or two of my ex’s ,too.
Kip W over 8 years ago
I enjoyed this arc then, and I’m enjoying it now.
summerdog86 over 8 years ago
Duke, “must have offended…”? He offends everyone!
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Duke has had more toxins in his body than a Union Carbide lab rat and lived. Maybe someone thought being able to zombify him would be major juju.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Duke has been made into a Zombie!They thought he died (check arc from 2 weeks ago) but he wasn’t dead!The buried him ALIVE!
Tarredandfeathered over 8 years ago
Did Duke get caught Selling the wrong Product in the wrong Neighborhood?