Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 02, 2016

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Rick: Well, thanks for the ride, Legume. I'm sorry about your enslavement. Duke: Can't you help me, pal? I'd beg, but I'm incapable of passion. Rick: I think it's one of those deals where you kind of have to help yourself, Legume. Duke: How about buying me? I could pay you back later. Rick: Thanks, but I can't really use a slave. That's what copy boys are for. Duke: Copy boys, eh? So that's the competition! Rick: Are you going to be okay? Duke: Maybe. I think I'll go wander around for awhile. I really like wandering around.