Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 02, 2016
May 01, 2016
May 03, 2016
Transcript:
Mike: Well, here I am. What's going on? JJ: I did it, Mike! I finished my performance art commission! Mike: Great. Can't you show it to me at home? JJ: No, it requires too much space. My friend Didi volunteered her loft! Mike: Um... how long do you think this will take? JJ: About nine hours. I still have some cuts to make. Mike: And to think I gave up going to the dentist to be here. JJ: No bathroom breaks, so go now!
I think he would prefer a 3-hour kindergarten Christmas pageant.