Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 28, 2016

Transcript:

Curtis: Have a great flight, man. And good luck with the interview. I'm sure you'll ace it! Zonker: Well, I suppose I"m as ready as I'll ever be. Curtis: So what kind of title you gonna shot for, dude? Zonker: Well, there's a baronetcy available. And several earldoms... Curtis: How about knighthood? Zonker: Knighthood? Curtis, they're a dime a dozen! They even give knighthoods to actors, for god's sake! Curtis: Actors? Are you sure? Zonker: Hell, Gunga Din could've picked up a knighthood!