Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 04, 2016
June 03, 2016
June 05, 2016
Transcript:
Hamhock: Well, Viscount, It's been a pleasure doing business with you. If you'd ever like to upgrade to a Duke, I hope you'll keep "Lordships-R-Us" in mind! Zonker: I sure will. I've gotten very good value here. I still can't believe the Viscount would sell his title for only $17,000! Hamhock: Well, it's probably on account of that scandal with the pages in The House Of Lords. He disgraced his name, so he figured he'd better unload it fast. Well, I better get this to the bank before it... Zonker: Hold it.
A lesson in keeping the mouth shut and not overstating the facts. Let them have all the fun of finding out.