Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 22, 2016

Transcript:

Narrator: As Duke stares death in the face, memories of early manhood fan out through his mind... Man: ...and we're proud to say we're still segregated. Duke: Boy! This is the college for me! Man: Darnit, Brother Duke, that's our last keg of brewski! Girl: Are you sure you're a teaching assistant, Dukey? Coach: Grateful alumni, eh? Duke: Just keep the point spread to five, got it? Mother: One of three men I used to know would be very proud of you, dear! Duke: Don't try anything stupid! I'm a college graduate!