Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 05, 2016

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Reverend: We shall now hear a few words from some of Dick's friends. Reg: Thad up first! Jeremy on deck! Thad: Me? Good gravy! Woman: Shouldn't Jeremy go first, Reg? He has seniority. Reg: Quite right! Can we change the batting order, Padre? Thad: I can't follow Jeremy. He's too electrifying! Reg: Good point. Okay, Thad, you're on as scheduled! Jeremy: He can't. He's still praying. Thad: No, I'm looking for my glasses. You better go first, Jeremy! Lacey: Will somebody get up there! Reg: Hear, hear! Jeremy: Isn't that the widow? Thad: Found 'em!