Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 11, 2016

Transcript:

Caller: ...and I agree with the last caller, Mark. This Boesky guy is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to insider trading! And with Boesky singing, there's gotta be a lot of guys losing sleep tonight, don't you think? Mark: I should think so. Caller: You know any traders on The Street, man? Mark: Uh... well, as a matter of fact, I do. But there's no way he'd... he'd... Slackmeyer: All I ever wanted was to make the market more efficient! Wife: Did you say something, dear?