Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 30, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Found another dry sock under the couch! Any luck with the shirt? Mike: Yeah, I had one in the tent. Zonker: I'm glad you decided to go, man. You and J.J. owe yourselves another chance. Mike: I hope you're right. Zonker: I know I am. When she sees you in the audience, she'll... Marcia: Hey, Mike! Maintenance is here to fix your sprinkler! How's that?
Slapstick doesn’t really appeal to the Doonesbury audience. We like the sharp satire. (Who was it who said, “Satire is what closes on Saturday night”?)