Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 04, 2016
Transcript:
Mike: J.J. I watched some of your piece from the wings. I liked it. I think I'm beginning to catch on! And that's not all. You know this stupid haircut you gave me? I'm into it now. JJ: Too bad. You can't keep it. Mike: I can't? JJ: Nope. Makes you look too bitchin'. I couldn't let my women friends come by anymore. I'd only be asking for trouble! Mike: Uh... you would? JJ: Are you kidding? It'd be like keeping a loaded gun around the house!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Mike’s head just grew too big for the hair cut.
wmwiii Premium Member about 8 years ago
Bitchin’ Now there’s a word you don’t hear much any more.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatEvenWithFlaws about 8 years ago
Doesn’t everybody?
Linguist about 8 years ago
Flattery will get you everywhere !
whiteaj about 8 years ago
… and when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.
marshalldoc about 8 years ago
There’s going to be hell to pay when the NRA sees that negative reference to keeping ‘a loaded gun around the house’…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 8 years ago
J.J.’s reverse psychology is worthy of Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence.
midaswelby about 8 years ago
In a house with no children or otherwise irresponsible people, there’s no problem with loaded guns. They aren’t going to go off on their own, and they’re virtually useless without ammo.
JP Steve Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think we’re giving the troll way too much attention!
edonline about 8 years ago
Awwww, sweet to see those two so much in love. Too bad most readers know how the relationship turns out.
Kip W about 8 years ago
Behold, class! It’s the famous “Why, some of my best friends are colored!” right out there in the field. Who can tell me what comes next? Now, let’s not all stand up at once!