Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 13, 2016

Transcript:

Boopsie: So, as you can well imagine, those first lives of mine were filled with nothing but drudgery. Life in those days was just hunt and gather, hunt and gather. The routine could really wear you down. In fact, the first half-decent incarnation I ever had didn't come until... well, into the Pleistocene. But I knew it would be special. The omens were fabulous! B.D.: We're only up to the Pleistocene? Boopsie: To begin with, it was the first time in ages I didn't die during childbirth.