Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 18, 2016

Transcript:

Duke: A final word of caution: Only one in 15 of you will actually graduate, but for those of you who make it, the rewards are boundless! As a district sales manager, you'll earn hefty commissions, even as you enjoy the prestige of being the Dr. Whoopee rep for your area! So dream big and never forget the three pillars of Dr. Whoopee's pledge to the public: convenience, safety, and attractive designer colors! Sal: Okay, class, what are the three pillars? Class: Comfort! Safety! Attractive designer colors!