Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 30, 2017
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Transcript:
Narrator: Contrary to myth, the trials of the modern English gentry are unceasing. Case in point, the insolent chauffeur. Chauffeur: Oh, bugger off, Lordship! Narrator: Other aggravations: the ungrateful offspring, the pregnant chambermaid, and the incompetent bird dog. Gentleman: You worthless mutt! Narrator: But of all the myriad hardships that attend privilege, one is dreaded above all others... the houseguest who would not leave. Butler: So! What's it been, old bean? Four months? Zonker: Beats me! Feels like I just got here.
In Italy we say that the guest is like the fish : after three days smell bad