Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 22, 2018

This past week a new spelling of collusion became acceptable: COLUSION

#ZeroSocialLife

We DO need stronger state borders! The idea of a Texan murdering and raping in my beautiful Washington is abhorrent!

All those GM, Ford, and Chrysler products made in Mexico and Canada will get more expensive. It would be nice if POTUS actually was capable of putting a thought together in understandable English.

Why is Trudeau talking about all the inconsequential issues. Everyone knows that the most important issue is NFL players taking a knee.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/heartland-institute/

Smuggling the cars is priceless. Der Furor is like his followers, has no clue about reality.

Trump’s European trip was a big success. You don’t hear people talking about kidnapped children any more.

What’s REALLY scary is that “Bomb-Em-All” Bolton is now sounding like the SANE one!

Ok, average age is 115, but there has to be thousands of 109 year-olds who are in constant touch with him.

Can Putin be arrested if he comes to America?

Nope. Diplomatic Immunity. You’d have to shoot his plane down. Like what happened to flight 800 to Lockerbie.

During the week Roland B. Hedly Jr. is actually a funny character.

Great job, GT!

New accepted spelling of “wouldn’t” is “would”… ☺

Too bad some only watch Faux News, the network of your drunk uncle.

Just as swiping his gadget, he ’ought to swipe away the steam from the mirror after showering..

Panel 5: the phone zombies are out in full force, unable to function without their silly gadgets.

I love the walking back tweet we see below.

yel·low dognounNORTH AMERICANinformaladjective: yellow dog Democrat1.a contemptible or cowardly person or thing.2.a person who is inclined to support any candidate affiliated with the Democratic party, regardless of the candidate’s personal qualities or political qualifications.“he is a self-proclaimed yellow dog Democrat”

As opposed to the yellow dog republicans who support racist Trump the traitor?

The republicans ran a child molester in Alabama, the dems just want to clean up the disgusting Republican mess.

I believe in the 2 party system. I wish there were decent Republicans to vote for. But, I don’t trust any of them because they have not roundly condemned trump, which is only fair given his abysmal track record. There aren’t any Republicans who are willing to have a Goldwater moment, go up to the White House and tell him it is time to move out. That would be a Republican I could get behind. Short of that, given the fact that I don’t agree with the Republican ideology in any way, it is a big leap to suggest that someone who happens to be a Democrat should support any of these trumpster Republicans. It just is not going to happen.

If I were ever to sign up on twitter, the first account I would follow is Roland B. Hedley, Jr., my favorite reporter!