Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 11, 2018

Would it have killed J.J. and Zonker to wish Mike good luck?

Speaking from experience, when you start out a job interview by telling people this is a ‘futile attempt to get a job’, your attitude isn’t lost on those interviewing you later on. Way to set up a self-fulfilling prophecy…

Gives Zonker collllllllld shivvvvvvvvvers.

I never have figured out how Zonker managed to go his whole life without working a day. #goals

Honest Zonk.