Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 10, 2019

I don’t think Jack Nicholson does cheesy TV movies.

Fan Bingbing as Honey and Bryan Cranston as Duke starring in…..

All those “nutritional supplements” certainly help give Duke a very cool head while planning (and executing) man-made disasters.

Fishing again. LOVE it…

If she’s saying “Jeepers,” she must be thinking like an American on 1950s TV.

You’re finally starting to thin like an American, honey… heaven help you.

And if the rescuers notice that the avalanche was started by dynamite?

I don’t remember this story, but let me guess: The avalanche buries not only the cabin but also the secret escape tunnel.

Honey sets aside extra dynamite to collapse the tunnel so that they’re trapped together and Duke can finally realize that he loves Honey and wants to have sex with her.

He lost his cigarette somewhere between panel 1 and panel 4. A classic Trudeauism.

In this case, is that a good thing?

“We’re not going fishing again, are we?”