Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 2019

True believers have Trump face tattoos.

I notice they are not looking for those who are abandoning Trump such as some of the farming sector. And from a story I saw today, the oil and gas industry are not real thrilled with his performance to date either.

Nitrous Oxide?

You know the phrase “There’s a sucker born every minute”? If it’s really true, the end is nigh.

“Hey Vernal — It’s Earnest!”

Cue Fox News!

Roland has found Fixed News Holy Grail. Praise money.

Well hey now! Tяцmp is Truth! You gotta say, what we saw and what we heard, if one was really looking & listening, in 2016 is exactly what we got, good and hard… Corruption, self-dealing, and treason.

Or he just realised that ALL the politicians are Trump wannabies !

The new Diogenes

Thank God for every one of those, there are at least three jumping off the Trump train. If it wasn’t for the electoral college, we wouldn’t have to worry about 2020… but unfortunately, the EC is here to stay for the foreseeable future. The question is how to extricate Trump from the White House at the next inauguration—forcibly, with the help of U.S. marshalls?

If you have the time and the inclination to unstitch and rearrange the letters on a Trump hat, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” is an anagram of “I AM AN EAGER MAGIC KARATE”.

Please tell me nobody actually has “Trump sleeves” like that!

A paid comic strip actor.

Looks like (former KGB Colonel) Putin is burning an asset.

U.S. version: “Oh please Brer Fox, whatever you do, please don’t throw me into the briar patch.”

Russian version: The Kremlin said Friday that it hoped the White House would not release confidential details of phone calls between President Trump and his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin.

Amazing the number of people who believe he’s actually done something. Well he has taken away regulations and given the 1% a tax break, I guess that is something.

Shouldn’t there be little ‘dream balloons’ around these panels???

Remember, he no longer has any uncertainties about trump’s Ignorance, Narcissism, Incompetence, Racism and Misogyny. Dumb donnie has proved that he IS a master of all of those… and more.

99% of republicans support and will vote for Trump. Independents are all watching the dems make fools of themselves with the latest fake news and witch hunts. We will see who has it all wrong.

You’re supposed to hold a drumstick by the end of the bone.

Trump speaks for a relatively small group of people, yet he got in power thanks to the dead slaveowners’ Electoral College. The right wingers have in recent years had the loudest voice. Speaking of which, I highly recommend The Loudest Voice, about Roger Ailes on Showtime.

Nothing wrong with resetting your computer, or your country. It is messy but sometimes people need to scrape off the scale with a good scouring to get back to a shine.

Also, in this Trump era of people doing who knows what behind the scenes, RIP Ambassador Joe Wilson and thanks to his widow, Valerie Plame, who served honorably before she was outed by Dick Cheney. Valerie Plame is now running for Congress in New Mexico.

“Why sure, I’ll be glad to give you an interview! Oh, wait, here come those pesky Mental Hospital Orderlies again, gotta go!” ☺

Trump supporters all seem to be Mad Cappers, and when they finally learn they’re supporting a con artist WHO HAS CONTEMPT FOR THEM, they will be late, very late. (By the way, is that thing on Trump’s head a March hare? I’ve often wondered……)

Trumps success is fueled by something republicans deployed decades ago. “Hate sells.”

Trump just says it out loud without the code words.

Canadian Immigrants turn MAGA hats into “Welcome to Canada Toques”. https://www.cicnews.com/2019/04/canadian-immigrants-turn-maga-hat-into-message-of-love-and-acceptance-0412157.html#gs.6xztsk

I don’t think impeachment will lead to removal. But DANG! I want to see him lose the election if only to observe how he behaves.

Isn’t it about time for Uncle Duke to show up?

I liked the Tattoo of the Trump version of Captain America’s Shield.

OMG

I miss Walter Cronkite!