Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 30, 2020

Should have had private autopsies done to find the truth.

Exhume the bodies.

And the plot thickens… sort of.

Confirmation bias and illusory correlation in all their glory!

Never mind they smoked like chimneys.

Sadly, people of this sort really exist. And they are allowed to breed and vote.

And they died 17 years apart (the strip was written 1993). There is significance to the fact that it was 17 years (but don’t ask me what the significance is).

Yep – and they both died on a day, in a year, in that century…and, up until then, they had both been alive. You just can’t make this stuff up.

This guy’s got nothing on QAnon.

Anyone else find it strange that we’re still talking about “conspiracy nuts” years after E. Howard Hunt’s deathbed confession? It’s settled, and the nuts were right.

Of course the real conspiracy is why Trudeau dropped the Milliken story line so quickly. Do you buy his excuse? Maybe this story line is just a distraction.

That’s okay. The current batch of nut cases think drinking bleach will keep them from getting coronavirus. Go right ahead.

V-E-R-Y suspicious, that….

Just don’t be a ‘loose end’.

They didn’t call Eddie “Fifth shop” because of his Theories, though.

They called him that because he didn’t begin functioning in the morning until he’d had his Fifth Shot of the day.

so is the joke that duke was involved in the conspiracy, or the idea of the conspiracy? because i do believe there was a conspiracy, but not that duke was involved!