Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 17, 2020

How much money did the ATI spend on props and f/x?

The tobacco companies continue to show their vileness with their overseas marketing.

Mr. Butts is trying to weather the storm, but it’s snow use!

Mr. Butts, an early snowflake.

“E” for Effort & “C” for Cancer.

The one time I ever felt sorry for smokers is when the warehouse I had a temp job at went tobacco-free over the weekend without telling the workers in advance. On a day with torrential rainstorms and with no trees or overhangs or other shelter within a block.

He makes a compelling argument. It didn’t work, but it was compiling.

Butts is virtually admitting smokers have no choice whether or not to smoke, that is, that nicotine is addictive.

Trivia question: Was that –40°C or –40°F?

Nobody mentions the tragic losses that anti-tobacco laws inflict on the funeral industry…

More likely that hell will freeze over first…

I always felt so sorry for smokers obliged to take their carcinogenic noxious fumes outside, instead of being allowed to keep blowing it in my face. I bought a special violin for it.

I’ve actually SEEN smokers who could manage to light up in the middle of a tropic Downpour. Without an Umbrella to shelter them.

You need to cup your hands around the cigarette & your mouth so tightly that the Ciggy stays dry while also flicking your Bic.