Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2020

I hope the university has a better lawyer for the appeal than they did for the trial.

He will remain unemployed, thus proving how he was marred by the math prof

He will always have a job as long as he can say “Do you want fries with that?”

He can’t even spell write when he talks.

wasn’t he supposed to be going to law school? did he apply? if not that alone will cause the appeal to win showing what a sham he was.

And here we see the birth of the ways new Internet companies would be named for years to come.

“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!” – Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

What happened to law school?

Yesterday I couldn’t spell graduate today I are one.

Next week, he’ll be visited by someone who want’s to Buy his “Possible Future Settlement” for $1000 Bucks, Cash.

He’ll probably take the deal and spend the money on a Kegger.

I like the way the graduate already looks like he’s entering middle age!

Does anyone else want to smack that kid?