Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 11, 2020

You’ll have the rest of your life to to look back at this minute.

Do you think Zeke will even last a minute?

Charismatic ? With that hat ?

One thing that loser can guarantee is your financial exploitation!!!

There is nothing romantic about treachery; Bridges of Madison County was a POS flick.

“…ever after…” is as happily as rolling over, g’nite.

How about “reliable”?

Father of your children?

Relationship advice from Honey who’s in the most messed up relationship imaginable though..

JJ didn’t have the best role model, since her mother also abandoned her family to run off in pursuit of her own life. At least Alex seems pretty stable and happily married.

It’s all good. This is who she is and not in a good way. Mike finds happiness, Alex is happier and JJ gets what she deserves.

Especially after that bad haircut incident in NYC.

Why did J.J. marry Mike in the first, second, and third place?

As one of the Mikes of the world, I resemble this strip.

A “leap of faith” requires a cliff. Would you let your friend leap off a cliff?

Zeke’s description fits me, so where are the hotties?

Does anyone recall Honey ever meeting Mike? When?

J.J. should know better since she used to date Zeke.

I guess this is why crazy, wild, and unfaithful men gets women, while a man like me who is trustworthy, reliable, and in stable life can’t find a woman to be with.

Maybe you should think about what’s right of your life.

Yes, let’s look at Zeke. No job, no skills, no ambition, the list goes on.

“In my case, not too many.” I love Honey. So earnest, clear, and free from bitterness.

And there it is, this is all Mike’s fault…

Apropos sardonic attitudes on life. There is an old Arabic saying. “He who believes in the fidelity of man is an optimist; he who believes in the fidelity of woman is a fool.”

You know, I see a lot of people shitting on JJ, and I get where they’re coming from, but…

She should never have married Mike in the first place and Mike was just as much at fault for marrying her. They both screwed up and it’s better for both of them that she bailed. She did it in a really shitty way, but this was her nature from the beginning, she just managed to suppress it for a while.

She forgot to add “dumb as a post”. Which is what she’ll have after she gets past the “untamed, mysterious, charismatic”.

Then again, she’s dumb as a post too, for leaving a loving husband and her child to go off with an idiot.

Even with the pain she’ll cause, Mike is well rid of her.

I see a lazy, broke, sponger.

SCOTUS rejected the latest snake oil (from Paxton). Hoping Congress will use a post-Civil War law the Republicans passed to refuse seating to the 106 (or 125) members who violated their Constitutional trust by supporting this hallucinogenic cocktail of vapors.

Untamed, mysterious, charismatic, demented.

If that’s your opinion of your spouse you should free them to find someone who values their worth.

You’ll have the rest of your life to regret this STUPID DECISION.