Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 26, 2024

Hey, it’s a win-win. Everyone’s pension gets better.

Harvard seems to be in a fast rotation of presidents.

Harvard must be desperate if it would even consider someone from Walden!

I don’t think you need to worry President. You probably haven’t copied someone else’ work.

Wanting to be president of Walden College. That’s like wanting to be captain of the Titanic – after it struck the iceberg.

“Look out for No. 1, but don’t step on No. 2!”, as Rodney Dangerfield said (or maybe it was Mad magazine?).

But does he have a sufficient record of taking credit for other’s work to be considered?

Timely!

He’s the wrong skin color and isn’t a plagiarist so he won’t get the job.

It’s beginning to look like Harvard can function nicely without a president.

MIT is creating an AI Harvard president as we speak

And, what is best for Walden, Dean?

I think he meant “HarvErd” (see today’s Ziggy.)

Having Walden on your résumé automatically disqualifies you

Win win situation!!

Other applicant was from Widener University Commonwealth Law School

Harvard School of Hypnotism.