Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 01, 2024

“The list,” otherwise known as the Boston phone book.

Not exactly front-page news, is it?

Remembering that Garry went to Yale, this week’s strip makes a little more sense.

Idiot! You were supposed to have someone else make the call so you could look modest.

Let’s hope they get the spelling right

I don’t have time to follow all the controversies. I’ve skipped this one.

Can we flip over to Brown University in Rhode Island and see if anything is actually happening there?

Fast forward to 2024, and we’ve got another guy who keeps getting “president” and “king” mixed up.

Sounds like the holding pen for American girls destined to marry Prince Harry at Prince William’s wedding.

When everybody makes the news, nobody makes the news.

“If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will run. Straight to Canada.”

It’s time for Duke to make an appearance