Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 02, 2024

“One million one hundred thirty-seven thousand six hundred seventy-two, One million one hundred thirty-seven thousand six hundred seventy-three, One million one hundred thirty-seven thousand six hundred seventy-four. One million one hund . . . . wait, where was I? Rats. One, two, three . . . .”

I haven’t seen Duke in forever!

Going OT here: It’s up to us, fellow Americans who believe in human rights, freedom, and democracy, After that (not unexpected) Supreme Court ruling, all qualified voters MUST go to the polls in November and vote Democrat! Biden may not be the greatest prize, but he’s FAR better than that tin-horn Hitler wanna-be!!

Hey wait a second… this is just tapioca pudding!

yesterday: “5,000 a pop”

Well, 5,000 times 150,000,000 would be 750 billion so I can but presume that a “pop” consists of significantly more than just one. :-)

Was it a golden lab or a black one. They’re both nice.

The real future is in designer tape worms. Better than Ozempic for losing weight.

Nice to see Duke back and get a break from all the wimps.

It takes weeks to perform a DNA test that would verify they are from a valuable research line. I’m just saying: don’t buy “street” stem cells.

Go ahead, pal. Just have your great-great-grandson tell Duke’s g-g-gson when he is done. Cash first, though.

Not sure about in the early 2000s but they have machines today that can score the density and thus the cell count in less than 5 seconds.

As I recall, later they figured out how to turn any cell into a stem cell.

Happiness reigned for several seconds until someone thought of something else to worry about.

Those darn cells are slippery—-they keep falling on t he floor and have to be re-counted