Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 08, 1996
Transcript:
Norman: I can't believe how I've been behaving all week... Why did I try to kiss-up to Professor Bismol? I need to regain my dignity! I'll pass this exam on my own ability! Question: Essay question: 1.) Explain the provisions of the Lend-Lease Act. Professor: I think you should go take the exam, now. Norman: Not until your shoes sparkle, sir!