Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 27, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: I've decided to place an ad in the singles section of the newspaper! It's the modern way to meet women. You give a brief description of yourself and then wait for the phone to ring! Patrick: Good idea... Although I think It's a stretch to refer to yourself as a "ruggedly handsome neurosurgeon." Norman: How about "cute podiatrist"?