Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 21, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Why are you so stressed? June: Your birthday is coming up! Ralph: So? June: Your birthday is the official start of the holiday season! First comes your birthday... Then a month later, it's Patrick's birthday... A month after that, it's Halloween... Then Thanksgiving... And then, before you know it, it's Christmas! I'm not ready for Christmas!!! Ralph: I'll help you address cards tonight!