Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 21, 1998
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February 23, 1998
Transcript:
Norman: I can't decide which event to go to next... We can either watch the speed bump hurdles or elevator bowling. Patrick: What's elevator bowling?? Norman: It's a popular mall cop activity... They bowl toward the elevator and try to get the ball inside before the doors close. Patrick: Speed bum hurdles
