Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 01, 1999
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June: Don't forget, we're going out with the Cooneys tonight! Ralph: We are?? June: Yes! We discussed this yesterday, Ralph! Ralph: We did?? June: I told you they invited us out to listen to Irish folk music, and you said it sounded like fun. Ralph: I did?? Your mom and I seem to have a lot of "phantom conversations"!
It probably results from the phantom he has in his head for a brain. Serious. What did she ever see in him?