Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 16, 1999
Transcript:
Book: "How to program your new automatic sprinkler system" 1. Check programs switch setting. If necessary, re position switch to select desired program. 2. If CAL is flashing, continue to step 3. If INT is flashing, press the +/on button to select CAL, then continue to step 3. Ralph: This is almost as confusing as the opening scroll on the last 'star wars' movie.