Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 20, 1999
Transcript:
Steinbauer: Why, good day, Ralph! What can I do for you? Ralph: Steinbauer, we've had our differences over the years. In fact, we've treated each other like mortal enemies! But lately I've noticed a change in you. You've conducted yourself as a gentleman and you've taken the high road. So, I've just come here to say... What the heck are you up to??