Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 26, 1999
Transcript:
Moderator: Mr. Drabble, if you are elected president of the homeowners association, what will you do? Ralph: I will work to increase property values, decrease association dues and bring common sense to the board. Moderator: Mr. Steinbauer, what will you do if elected president? Steinbauer: I will make it illegal for Ralph Drabble to go outside without a shirt on! Patrick: Whoa! Steinbauer scored points on that one!